This is one of those things that is going to sound stupid to everyone else but is actually a big achievement for me. Today, I sat in the same room as a wasp. Furthermore, I successfully rid the room of the wasp all by myself ( Read more... )

HAI, Sam, you know what is not conductive to sleep? Especially sleep in a house you've recently moved into, and that you're alone in for the first time? Reading scary case files about serial murderers with shoe fetishs. I am so happy right now that I have no sense of balance and therefore the majority of my shoes are flats ( Read more... )